Jokes and Humor

Rich Thoughts
The best bet for a player to make is what is called a "Mind Bet"… You stand behind the game… watch the action… and attempt to predict the winner. You never bet any real money… you only bet in your mind. Last week a friend of mine lost his mind three times.

What a Trade-In
A friend of mine went to gamble in a $25,000.00 car and came home in a $150,000.00 bus.

Poet Heinrick Heine - Look a Lucky Ladies
"Good Luck" is a giddy maid,
Fickle and restless as a fawn:
She smooths your hair: and then the
Jade
Kisses you quickly, and is gone.
But Madame "Bad Luck" scorns all this,
She shows no eagerness for flitting;
But with a long and fervent kiss
Sits by your bed and brings her knitting.

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